Review: Google Pixel Phones are GARBAGE!

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Mojo
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Review: Google Pixel Phones are GARBAGE!

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Alright, buckle up folks, because I'm about to vent about this absolute disaster of a phone I recently bought, the Pixel. 🤬 Seriously, I've had better luck with a knock-off 90s Nokia than this overpriced piece of junk!

First off, the camera? Rubbish. Blurry as all hell. 😤 Every photo I snap turns out like some kind of abstract painting. Is this a feature, or did they just forget to include a decent lens?

And let's not even get started on the AI features. They're like a bad joke without a punchline. 😭 You know that "best take" feature they won't stop yapping about in all their TV ads? Makes my photos look ridiculous, that's what it does.

Oh, and speaking of TV ads, they're absolutely taking the mic with the way they advertise this thing. It's like they just threw a bunch of buzzwords together and hoped no one would notice all their fancy features don't actually work! 🙄

But the worst part? The absolute worst part? This phone is loaded with more spyware than a RUSSIAN BOT. I swear, it's like having Big Brother in my pocket, watching EVERYTHING I do just to shove as many ads in my face as possible. Honestly, it feels like I'm the product being used and manipulated, not the phone. 😡

And if you're thinking of buying this phone, DONT DO IT - it's a complete waste of money! Seriously, I wouldn't pay £600 now for this phone after using it even if it came with a personal assistant and a lifetime supply of beer.

So, there you have it. A £600 phone that takes rubbish photos, has useless AI features, spies on you, and definitely does not live up to its own hype. What a complete and utter joke!

Have you had the same shoddy experience with this phone? If so, vent away in the comments below. Let's save some others from making the same mistake we did!

And no, I'm not being overly dramatic. This phone really is that bad. So, anyone else out there feeling like they've been taken for a ride by this Pixel disaster? Do share. Let's get this conversation going.
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