
Let's take a stroll down one of Sheffield's many charming streets, shall we? Oh, what's that? A used condom on the pavement? How delightful. It's not like anyone has to walk on these disgusting things, right? I am sick of constantly watching where I stand, staring at the ground, hoping I do not stand on one of these vile things. Disgusting perverts must be running riot at night in the middle of Sheffield city centre. Oh, but where are the police, you may ask to stop them? Good question. They're probably too busy dealing with other pressing matters such as thought crimes against the LGBT community or something equally as important.
We pay our council taxes to keep our streets clean! But It seems to me that the stupid corrupt Sheffield council is more concerned with lining their pockets with our hard-earned tax money than they are with keeping Sheffield clean and safe. Oh, but don't worry, they're just chopping down all the trees for no good reason. Because that's what we all want, right? A barren, concrete jungle to call home.
But hey, who needs a clean and safe city when you can have a plethora of used condoms to admire? Who needs police presence when you can just fend for yourself against the perverts running rampant in the streets? Who needs trees and greenery when you can just have more concrete and pollution?
Sheffield is a dump. And until the council starts actually using our tax money for something useful, it will continue to be a dump!!!
Anyone else from Sheffield on here?
