. Now I'm not usually one to moan about the weather, but bloody hell, the constant rain is doing my head in. 
The worst bit is that it's made it nigh on impossible to get motivated and go for a run, which I desperately need to do after all the Toblerone bars I've inhaled over the hols. I swear I've put on about a stone. Got rid of my qualtitiy street addiction tho! Quality street are not for me anymore. They've cut the number of chocolates in a tin right down and the choccy's just not up to scratch. Talk about a rip off!
So, Christmas and New Year's have been and gone, haven't they? And what have we got to look forward to now? Valentine's Day? As a single lad with about as much chance of getting a girlfriend as a snowball's chance in hell, that's a right laugh. Seems like girls these days are all a bit loopy, probably because of something they're putting in the water or the food. Blimey, maybe it's even the air we breathe or the makeup they slap on their faces. It's messing with their hormones, turning them all against us blokes. Nah, the only thing I've got to look forward to now is Pancake Day. Bring on the pancakes, I say, the more the merrier!
Anyway, I hope you lot are having a better January than me. How did your Christmas and New Year's go? Drop a comment below, share a funny story or a joke or something to help us all get through these January blues. We could all use a laugh right about now
Happy January, everyone! And remember, it's all uphill from here... or is it downhill? I can never remember
